11:22 AM. Underpants Man sighted again. Underpants Man is a guy who lives a few buildings away from me. He looks to be about 70 years old, 300 to 400 pounds. His name is derived from the fact that each day at around noon, weather permitting, he steps out onto the roof of his building wearing nothing but white boxer shorts and a necktie. He then proceeds to walk around his roof doing mild calisthenics -- basically he moves his arms laterally to simulate some form of "exercise." After walking around the roof of his building like this for approximately five minutes he furtively glances around to make sure nobody has seen him, and then he goes back inside. It's like this every day. Why does he do it? Why the necktie? It's an unsolved mystery. I am fortunate enough to live higher up than his roof, so I have an unobstructed view of this unique phenomenon. Underpants Man is one of those characters that make living in New York City so rewarding.


I like rain
Posted by: suonerie | April 01, 2004 at 04:14 AM
Piove sul bagnato
Posted by: Servizi4u | March 31, 2004 at 01:08 PM
Italiani?
Posted by: meteo | March 25, 2004 at 05:08 AM
Please, please please! Post some video of UPM!
Posted by: Brad Lauster | September 20, 2003 at 06:43 PM
I think my favorite thing is "to make sure nobody has seen him". I wonder if he has thought about the 5 to 7 THOUSAND windows that are in his line of sight.
This could be the result of years of deep psychological reasoning.
Underpants Man: "If I go outside, wearing nothing but my fine necktie, and some of my boxers (you know, to keep things respectable) I will be fine. Everything will be okey-dokey."
Posted by: Josh Kirschenbaum | August 23, 2003 at 09:38 AM
It can't be a dare because this guy does it EVERY day .. and he really doesn't seem to be the humorous type at all. He seems to take it very seriously.
Posted by: Nova | August 23, 2003 at 08:50 AM
LOL. That is too funny! I would guess that he's doing it as a dare, but not if it occurs daily. And it's a little reminiscent of the "ugly naked guy" on Friends a few years ago. =)
Posted by: Tam | August 23, 2003 at 08:42 AM
This made me laugh. Nobody in my neighborhood like that.
Posted by: Only Connect | August 23, 2003 at 08:32 AM